"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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