is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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