I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
whose parrot is this?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
