She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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