whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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