You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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