You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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