I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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