super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
they need to just BURY HIM!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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