im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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