would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Randomize
