k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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