what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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