if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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