I'm drive I can fine osifer
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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