Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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