its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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