First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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