we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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