lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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