You just made me feel so damn special
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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