what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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