So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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