He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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