I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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