I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
No subtext here. People are naked.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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