Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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