Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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