so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I had to cum in my sink.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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