Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm like, not good at living.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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