Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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