No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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