I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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