He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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