can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
