it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it's great music for shaving your balls
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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