they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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