I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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