Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Randomize
