We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
