what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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