i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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