i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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