Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you win again, gameday.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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