yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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