break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
