Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
