i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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