OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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