My Higher Power is John Stamos
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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