You work out of a Hotel?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have fence marks all over my body
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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