I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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