Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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