found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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