I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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