Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
