If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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