My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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