It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
