She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Please don't give away my fajitas
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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