needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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